Wife demands hooker pay back money husband paid her

If only there were Darwin Awards for the living::

A high-profile sportsman’s wife threatened $1200-an-hour prostitute and stripper Lisa Lewis with a Disputes Tribunal case to recover thousands of dollars her husband paid her.

Sunday News obtained a series of communications between Hamilton-based Lewis and the sports star’s wife – who wanted $3000 back from the former naked TV newsreader and celebrity streaker.

Why on earth would you do this when the prostitute is as well known as Lisa Lewis??? You can find references to her being a prostitute/adult star ALL OVER the internet, when she started I remember stuff going out on the radio about how she had become a prostitute/mocking her rates, etc.. she clearly has nothing to lose by publicising this case.

“I need you to repay back the money my husband gave you,” the man’s wife said in a text message sent on Tuesday evening.

“I am giving u the chance to do the decent thing first. We have 6 young children to support and we need that money repayed (sic).”

The woman made a spelling mistake in a text message that actually meant she actually ended up using MORE characters in sending her txt message (‘repayed’ vs. ‘repaid’), a pet peeve of mine, but what’s worse is she has been stupid enough to pass on her genes to 6 more children, that is a crime against humanity plain and simple…

In a voice message left on Lewis’ cellphone, the wife said: “You didn’t actually provide him with any services. We can look at going to the Small Claims Court or something like that because really you need to repay it.”

Sunday News agreed not to identify the man – a controversial figure over his sporting career – after his family said the story would affect his children.

What’s the bet that a guy with these sort of habits, and a wife of this sort of intellectual calibre, is a rugby player..

Lewis refused to comment, but sources close to the mother-of-one said the sportsman was a regular client over three months and met her for one-hour bookings at a Hamilton motor inn.

Sunday News understands Lewis denies accepting thousands of dollars without providing the man a service.

“Because of (the man’s) regular visits this was verification there was no problems with the services provided, hence the continuous re-visits,” Lewis said in a text message to the wife.

Exactly. Regardless of whether Lisa provided the services or not, you’d have to say that the wife is showing him as a complete idiot if she’s saying he gave her more money after having gotten ‘stiffed’ (pun intended) the first time. Either that or she’s showing herself as more of an idiot for believing him when he said he paid $1200 for a prostitute but didn’t cheat!

Following Sunday News’ inquiries, the sportsman issued a statement saying neither he nor his wife would pursue legal action against Lewis. “We are not in a financial position to take any form of legal action,” he wrote.

Well why the hell would you threaten it then?? Now, not only will you not get the money, but you’ve just been humiliated….and you run the risk that somebody will actually figure out who you are. I for one, hope someone names these people so we can give them some sort of Darwin Award for the living.

Article from Sunday Star Times but hat tip should go to Gotcha(Whale Oil).

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2 thoughts on “Wife demands hooker pay back money husband paid her

  1. He’s a rugby player. Without a doubt. They really are a special breed.

    You know, considering how much time he would spend in the company of other brain dead men in short shorts chasing oblong balls around fields (a poor excuse for getting close to another sweaty dudes testies satchel), he probably felt that a prostitutes’ company was something of a revelation. Clearly the intelligent conversation didn’t exist with his wife, so maybe he had to outsource.

    Perhaps Lisa read children’s books to him, and perhaps she pointed to the cute bunnies in the pictures, and made him smile, and wiped the drool from his lip, and called him a good boy when he didn’t wet the bed.

    1. Yeah, and when he described all that to his wife she was probably outraged…after all she wouldn’t even be able to complain that her husband had cheated on her to the girls down at the gym. I really really do hope they name this woman and her husband, screw the kids..they probably deserve the stigma with the genes they’ve got 😛

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